I have this very weird theory/idea or whatever you would call this – it is very science-fiction-y and I am not a very science-fiction-y kind of person…I think I am the only person on the planet who has not seen Star Wars nor do I have any desire to do so…Anyway, I have always thought that the only flaw I can find with God’s work of the construction of the human body is that a woman does not grow another arm while she is pregnant. I have consistently found that I am one short – there just simply are not enough hands to do the various things I am called to do throughout the day. Once Bubba Boo was born, I realized that I was now two arms short of the ideal so I am thinking we need to grow/gestate another arm throughout the nine months we are pregnant. Yes, I realize this could mean that some women have upwards of four arms or more but necessity trumps vanity here…Shirts can be altered and if we are all growing these arms, clothing designers would cater to us – just think, the two arm shirt (for those without children), the three arm shirt (for those with one), and so on…The arms do not need to be permanent – they can gradually grow shorter as they are not needed as much…This would be kind of like a lizard’s tail that regenerates – we lose it but we can grow it back as soon as we need it again…
Yes, very weird thought…I know it but I guarantee the moms who are reading this won’t think it is such a bad idea…