(Sung to the tune of “Amazing Grace”)
My dear little toddler, how sweet you were
But now you’re not, it is so.
You now throw food and scream and hit
And make messes, wherever you go.
But luckily, your mama loves you,
Even when you shriek in my ear.
I love your hugs and your snuggly bugs,
But especially, your cute, dimpled rear…